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Natural support for digestive balance and toxin removal.

Feeling bloated or sluggish after eating? Activated charcoal is a natural remedy traditionally used to support digestion, trap unwanted substances in the gut, and reduce excessive gas formation.

Each capsule contains USP-grade activated charcoal derived from coconut, paired with organic MCT powder to support absorption and digestive comfort.

Ideal for occasional detox or daily gut support.

Moisture-locking styling butter to shape, define and thicken the look of textured hair.

Batana Butter – Grossty delivers maximum hydration and hold for curly, coily and thick hair types—all while helping to enhance hair thickness, reduce breakage and seal in moisture for longer-lasting styles.

Made with 100% pure, cold-pressed Batana oil from Honduras, this rich balm helps coat each strand with a flexible sealant that locks in nutrients, smooths frizz and promotes fuller-feeling hair. Ideal for twist-outs, braid-outs and curl definition, Batana Butter also serves as a nourishing scalp balm and protective styling aid.

Lightly scented with rosemary oil (for fragrance only), it’s your final step for long-lasting hydration, curl definition and visible volume.

Hydration and thickening support in one nourishing conditioner.

Batana Conditioner by Grossty is a deeply moisturising formula designed to help improve hair texture, manageability and visible fullness—starting from the very first use.

At the heart of the formula is pure, cold-pressed Batana oil, known for its traditional use in promoting thicker, denser-looking hair in both men and women. It works alongside a curated blend of botanical oils—including avocado, jojoba, olive and almond—to coat each strand in lasting hydration while helping reduce breakage, split ends and fibre stress.

Ideal for hair that feels thin, dry or damaged, Batana Conditioner supports long-term hair strength, softness and the appearance of volume.

Restore, strengthen and visibly thicken over-processed hair.

Batana Hair Mask – Grossty is a concentrated deep-conditioning treatment designed to transform dry, damaged, or thinning hair with a potent blend of Batana oil, silk amino acids, and therapeutic plant extracts.

This mask penetrates deep into the hair shaft to reinforce internal structure, restore hydration and improve strand thickness. The inclusion of Batana oil—a rare and revered oil from Honduras—supports resilience and visible volume by reducing breakage and improving fibre integrity from root to tip.

Ideal for brittle, chemically treated or thinning hair in need of fullness, strength and softness.

Every batana product in one routine, from wash day to overnight oil, with an electric hair applicator included free.

What's inside

• Batana Shampoo: Batana shampoo. Take wash days.
• Batana Conditioner: Batana conditioner. Take wash days.
• Batana Oil: Cold-pressed batana oil. Take two or three evenings a week.
• Batana Hair Mask: Batana hair mask. Take once a week.
• Batana Butter: Batana butter for lengths and ends. Take as needed.
• Hair Applicator (free): Electric applicator that works oil into the scalp. Take with the oil.

Buying the 5 products together costs 20% less than buying them one by one, and the hair applicator is included free. Subscribe and save a further 15% on every delivery.

100% pure Batana oil for visibly thicker, shinier, stronger hair.

Batana Oil – Grossty is a single-origin, cold-pressed elixir made from the nuts of the Elaeis oleifera tree, wild-harvested and handcrafted in Honduras. Long treasured by the indigenous Miskito people—known as the “Tawira” or “People of Beautiful Hair”—Batana oil is used to nourish the scalp, reduce breakage and support visibly thicker, fuller-looking hair.

This multipurpose oil seals moisture into hair strands, protects against split ends and environmental stress, and provides a soft, natural finish without greasiness. Subtly infused with rosemary for fragrance only, it can be used alone or alongside a scalp applicator or pre-shampoo treatment routine.

Daily support for skin, gut, joints and vitality – now in three delicious flavours.

Bovine Collagen – Mahoney is a high-dose collagen and amino acid formula designed to support whole-body resilience – from joint comfort and skin elasticity to digestive health and everyday energy.

Each serving delivers over 11g of collagen peptides, enhanced with glutamine, glycine and zinc – plus supportive co-factors including vitamin C, fibruline and carnosine to help the body repair, rebuild and revitalise from the inside out.

Choose from Strawberry, Vanilla, or indulgent Chocolate flavour. Lightly sweetened with natural stevia.

Feeling low on energy or emotionally flat? Cardiotonic Formula supports heart energy and mood

Chronic stress, fatigue and emotional lows can often reflect deeper imbalances in cellular energy and cardiovascular function.

Cardiotonic Formula blends bioavailable L-carnitine, taurine and CoQ10—three key compounds linked to mitochondrial energy, heart performance and emotional balance.

Backed by our 28‑Day Money‑Back Guarantee, so you can try it with confidence.

Struggling with cholesterol balance or heart health markers? Cholestilite offers daily support with proven plant actives

Raised cholesterol, sluggish circulation or a family history of heart issues? Cholestilite blends plant sterols, essential nutrients and traditional extracts to support healthy cholesterol metabolism and cardiovascular wellbeing – naturally.

With beta-sitosterol, niacin, garlic and guggul, this twice-daily formula is designed for adults seeking holistic support for heart and lipid health.

Backed by our 28-Day Money-Back Guarantee, so you can try it with confidence.

Struggling with weight management or sluggish energy? CLA Plus supports metabolism and body composition

Stubborn fat, low energy and slow metabolic function can make it harder to feel in control of your health.

CLA Plus delivers 1000 mg of conjugated linoleic acid (CLA) from premium Carthamus tinctorius (safflower) oil to support fat metabolism, lean body maintenance, and natural detox pathways.

Backed by our 28‑Day Money‑Back Guarantee, so you can try it risk-free.

Feeling run down or concerned about heart ageing? Support energy — naturally

Tiredness, low stamina or heart strain can signal energy shortfalls within your cells.
CoQ10 – Ausreson is a comprehensive antioxidant and energy-support blend to help nourish cellular vitality, cardiovascular health and healthy ageing.

Backed by our 28‑day money‑back guarantee, so you can try it confidently.

Feel stronger. Think clearer. Perform better — naturally.

If you’re running on low energy, battling brain fog, or feeling off your baseline…
That’s not you. That’s Modern Noise holding you back.

This is your reset.

A powerful stack of 5 of our most advanced, doctor-formulated natural supplements — designed to support energy, focus, detox, and resilience from the inside out.

Now 70% OFF for new customers.
Try it risk-free with our 28-day, no-questions-asked guarantee.

Feeling stressed, low or emotionally fatigued? Contentsia offers gentle support for balance

Life’s pressures, poor sleep and emotional overload can wear down your mood and inner balance. Contentsia is a plant-based formula designed to support emotional wellbeing and calm through carefully chosen adaptogens and neurotransmitter cofactors.

This calming daily capsule blends six ingredients traditionally used to support mood stability, emotional resilience, and natural sleep regulation.

Backed by our 28-Day Money-Back Guarantee, so you can try it with confidence.

Struggling with bloating, indigestion or IBS flare-ups? Find gentle relief — naturally

Gas, bloating, cramping—or missing the joy of a meal with loved ones. These daily discomforts can derail your gut harmony.

Digestiplex delivers a broad-spectrum digestive enzyme and herbal complex designed to support your body’s natural digestive process and promote comfort.

Backed by our 28-day money-back guarantee, so you can try it with confidence.

Frequent bloating, gas or a heavy stomach after meals? Help your digestion — naturally

Overeating, rich meals or food sensitivities can leave your gut feeling sluggish and uncomfortable.

Digestive Enzymes delivers a complete suite of digestive enzymes to support the breakdown of carbs, proteins, fats, lactose and fibre — helping you enjoy meals with comfort.

Backed by our 28‑day money‑back guarantee, so you can try it without risk.

Bloating, discomfort or nutrient gaps after meals? Unlock digestive clarity

Incomplete enzymatic activity can cause indigestion, bloating, nutrient deficiencies, and low energy.

Digestive Enzymes delivers a powerful array of 13 digestive enzymes—including amylase, protease, lipase, lactase, cellulase, and bromelain—in a single-capsule format to enhance digestion, absorption, and digestive comfort.

Backed by our 28‑Day Money‑Back Guarantee, so you can try it worry-free.

Concerned About Vascular Health or Blood Pressure? Support Circulation Naturally

Poor vascular tone, inflammation, and endothelial stress can affect energy, blood pressure, and daily comfort.

Diosiplex Formula blends standardized extracts of orange, horse chestnut, grape seed, and rutin to support healthy circulation, vascular integrity, antioxidant protection, and blood pressure balance.

Backed by our 28‑Day Money‑Back Guarantee, so you can try it with confidence.

The step up from our Energy Protocol, built for long days: a methylcobalamin B12 spray, liposomal NAD+, tiger milk mushroom and Keto Fusion.

What's inside

• Liposomal Vitamin B12 Oral Spray: Methylcobalamin B12 spray; B12 contributes to the reduction of tiredness and fatigue. Take morning.
• Liposomal NAD Plus: Liposomal NAD+ with trans-resveratrol. Take morning.
• Tiger Milk Mushroom: Tiger milk mushroom (Lignosus rhinocerus), 500 mg. Take with breakfast.
• Keto Fusion Blend: Creatine, taurine and Ca-AKG in one capsule. Take morning.

Buying the 4 products together costs 20% less than buying them one by one. Subscribe and save a further 15% on every delivery.